It felt like someone had slapped down on my inner thigh as hard as they could and then squeezed with all their might for the next five minutes. A Ukrainian Horse Bite that lasted far longer than anyone should have to endure. There was a great deal of cursing after we cleared the zone and I reached the bench. It was ok, though, as things could have been way worse had the shot risen higher. Count your blessings, right?
Anyway, now it's Friday, so I want to share my bruise with the world. The camera on my phone sucks, which may have to do with the scratches all over the lens, so I enhanced the image contrast slightly using the Sunset filter in Fotor.
I have no idea how the back of my leg looks so much worse than where the puck actually hit, but I'm not a doctor, so I'm just going to assume this is normal. It is, right? If it's not, I'll be sure to post updates from the hospital.